Hamptons Cliché Of The Week: Range Rovers

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Fact: the GofG car is a Range Rover.

Fact: That doesn’t mean we want to drag race with the other 100,000.

Fact: Just because you care about owning the newer model doesn’t mean we do.

Fact: Actually, at times we’d rather not own one at all because

Fact: Range Rovers are unwieldy beasts with confusing sound systems and

Fact: Our GPS doesn’t work.

Plus, the combination of the Hamptons, our gender, the rover, and our difficulties maneuvering it puts us two Burberry polos away from being a cliche.

June 2, 2008  @  11:45:28 am By CLAIRE WILLETT
Wacky Tacky
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Single Threat
June 2, 2008 2:13pm

AND the piece of shit was locked in the shop this weekend so I was NOT able to tool around covering parties in it. I was stuck to a rental Toyota Rav 4! BA BA BA BARF!

Anonymous
August 19, 2008 7:58am

Give me a break. You spoild bastards in your crappy gas guzzling way to expensive cars. Look at me, I’m rich. I’m a snooty little snob.
Get a clue and join the real world.

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