Fact Or Fiction: Sarah Palin Relocating To Hampton Bays?!
[Photo by Photobucket] This has to be a joke… As Dan’s Papers is currently “reporting”, rumors have it that ex-Alaskan governor Sarah Palin is moving to Hamptons Bays. Speculations first began when numerous secret service agents (with Alaskan credit cards) kept routinely appearing at the Hampton Bays Diner. Supposedly, a person by the name of “Francis Iditerod” placed a bid on three neighboring homes in Hampton Bays and index cards of Palin’s were scooped up by Alaskan reporters containing information about a move to the Hamptons…
The nail in the coffin came from a supposedly “hacked” e-mail of Palin’s that explains her moving plans in full detail. We wonder just how much truth there really is to this story and if Palin does actually move out here, how will the long time Alaskan resident adjust to the Hamptons? Sounds like the start of a good television show, er, we mean news story to us. Stay tuned for further “information…”
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July 17, 2009 3:37pm
Dan’s has a nearly 40-year tradition of nonfactual stories. Too bad you fell for it as reporting. Oh, well.
You know she doesn’t still have Secret Service protection. She’s a governor, the state is responsible for her security.
July 17, 2009 3:43pm
Even though none of us are 40-years old, we understand that the facts in this story are not aligned, hence the overly sarcastic tone in which the post was written. Too bad you couldn’t pick that up when reading it. Some people are better at subtleties than others. Oh, well.
News 12 was reporting yesterday (Friday) that Palin was buying 3 small houses on August 1st. They are on a corner lot, on, I believe the name of the street was Day Lane.
July 19, 2009 5:16pm
No, this can be only a Joke!!! What that thing is going to do here? Get out!!!
July 21, 2009 4:34pm
As a local resident I believe the hamptons would certainly benefit from having a person like Sarah Palin build a presence here. Her beliefs and morals, in a society so geared to materialism, are so desperately needed. To be open-minded is one thing but we have become so liberal that we have compromise our values.
July 29, 2009 10:10pm
I’d love it if Sarah Palin would move to LI!!!!! We love you Sarah!!!