[Image via Southampton Town News]
- Southamptoners can finally hang their Millys out to dry!
- Another farm stand to fall? Come on, people; farm stands are an essential part of pampered bucolicism.
- The life-sized cop car that welcomes motorists to Southampton will sometimes be blocked by the real thing. Transportation director Mr. Neely calls the ploy “guerilla tactics.” How friendly.
- Dog lovers rejoice: the East Northport woman who owned 56 canines (and two parrots) is agreeing to put most of them up for adoption.
- Bombs over Babylon? We really hope this is just a prank.